missbedhead:

Ummm I might have just created the best new way to masturbate. You’re welcome!

Tools: stool, hitachi magic wand, scarf, dildo, large hard cover book

Ride away, my fellow ladies, ride away!

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nunyahbis:

silentgiantla:

The 40 Most Breathtaking Abandoned Places In The World

I think you mean locations for the next silent hill.

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I’m such a shitty friend :’/ I’m so sorry :’/

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

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ink-wars:

dunder—mifflin:

I aim to be one of the nicest people to exist who does no harm to anybody and makes people happy, but I also aim to be a bad bitch who don’t take no shit from anyone and this is a daily battle for me

My life is a constant battle of trying to be nice to everyone and giving into the need to kill everyone.

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

image

I thought it was… suitable

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orcabetty:

13alwaysbeyourself:

Paul Akister sings A Change Is Gonna Come by Sam Cooke — Room Auditions Week 4 — The X Factor 2013 (- The X Factor UK)

I love this guy soooo much

Anonymous asked:
Cock is sooo hard right now a topless picture will send my over the edge ;)

Nope. Only the Mr gets those :)

valvala:

kotakucom:

Burger King Japan’s limited-time Kuro Diamond and Kuro Pearl burgers. Yes, that is black cheese. Along with the bun, it’s dyed using bamboo charcoal, with the onion and garlic sauce getting its color from squid ink.

G O T H B U R G E R

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