Anonymous asked:
I'm sorry for your suffering. I hope you can find small, good things in life lying around in unexpected places.

I don’t
My life feels like a big stinking pile of crap.

Oh looky at that. I was right :’/

Oh looky at that. I was right! :(


why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss”

it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a fucking snake

(Source: heteroh, via asvprock)


things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

(via venitinmentem)


interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(Source: marvelmovies, via metrogeek)

  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
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